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一了佰了

This is the 100th post of my blog... haha... blogging is fun sometimes... a good way to let everything out... to throw all my troubles into here... to vent my anger, sorrow and happiness..

i never knew i will write for so long... haha... 100 posts... woah..
But there is be an end to everything.

.... i learnt a lot throughout these two years... this blog shows a lot about the 'other' side of me..
all the major changes to my life...

I wanted to do so much but well, sometimes things just doesnt go your way...

much regrets and pain has been recorded in my blog...

yeah , it also has a lot of jokes that bring laughter to hopefully me and you whoever reads my blog...

my life went up and down within this short period of time...



i hope whoever read my blog learn more about life...about cherishing the precious things ard you... and much more about dreams...


i dunno if i will continue to write this blog.... but i dun really have anything particularly interesting in my life for now....

anw thx to all who is a 'supporter' of this blog....
My endless reflection of life is not endless after all...
Hahaha...


Life is a reality and it is something that u can never replay nor rewind.

99th post.

Finally... going to reach 100 hundred... nvr knew i can write blog for so long... but hmm, maybe i should stop at 100 entry... maybe

Recently, i finally exploded and gave all my man a good scolding... fierce scolding...
i hate to scold ppl... but well they are late... so ...

haha... call me mr nice guy... but i am not...
at least i tink i am not...

tomm will be a Stressful day... today better breathe in more air... cause afraid tomm i will be breathless the whole day... haiz.....


i have transformed totally into army boy... it is very boring but well at least it makes it less painful...

been thinking of life after army...
i am a person that dun lik to work... those that hopes money drops from the sky...HAHAHA.... lazy guy...

Got one 算命师 say i am a 老玩童..... HAHA... he says i will be playing until i am old.... Gd to hear that... but he also says that i will meet with a fire accident when i am 29 yrs old....

hmmm... maybe when i am 29yrs old, i will stay at home for one whole yr and keep away from fire....haha... but i am quite sure by then i would have forgot abt this...


today i just saw this question in one of the display message in MSN... and i tot abt it..
it asks:
' When was the last time when you were very happy?'

i couldnt recall... perhaps the time when i tot i could fulfil my dream of being a comic artist after attending a comic exhibition..

i dunno.... tats shows how pathetic my life have been after entering army...

humans have to keep adapting to changes....Big changes....

i hate adapting... i dun lik to lose the way of life when i got used to it... or lose the person that i gotten used to... hmm watever...


Murphy's Law
Anything that will go wrong, Will go wrong...


i better start believing in this law....

The last second post.....

Hope

lol... just experienced the first long duty... it was taxing...

a lot of things happened during these few days...

ppl got bitten by dog.... trooper got hit by helmet that fell off a cupboard and he became 'puffer fish'...
worst of all...

one person attempted suicide by swallowing 60 panadols just because he broke up with his gf..
haiz... this world is full of uncertainties.... y kill urself over such matters?.... i dun understand ...

maybe becos one thing can mean nothing to one person but very impt to another... the worth differs...


Interesting ah...

After watching the show 'Aeon Flux', i realised humans are built to hope, built to dream and built to believe...

If we are able to predict eveything, able to live forever, able to turn back time, then....

Our hope is lost , our dreams are dashed and there can be no belief in this world.

We can only live life once, and thats when we start to learn.......


Learn how to hope, dream and believe....

LOL!!!!!

haiz... recently had a LONG weekend...

but didnt even went out... so bored la...
didnt hav any idea who is free lo... sianz..... stayed at home and SAVED lots of money..

next week, i will be sooooo freaking busy=(...
coming home only one day
ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...

laugh at this jokes!!!

From the records of the Institute of Mental Health‏

Record I

Patient A: "So how... this book's not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shit, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you. Put the telephone book back to the original place?"

Record II

One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?" Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?" Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."

Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella and squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start by understanding her behavior.
So, the doctor also wear black and carries a black umbrella; squatted outside together just next to her, rain or shine, everyday without fail.
So...days goes by... the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of words for one solid month...
One fine day, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor:"Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"

Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. . She got curious and went to take a peek..
But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"

Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No.. no... I can't...I'm not ripe yet"


Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...how? I think I'm a chicken since I was born..."
Doctor: "Woah! that's very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."

Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. The truck driver was very sad as he can't fish the bolts up; started to panic.
Coincidentally, one patient walked past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient nonchalantly replied: "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
he goes on explaining: "You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones"
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?" Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

Finally good life!!!!!

finally my working schedule changed!!!!!!
haha... dots...

finally i get to stay at home more than 24 hrs...
yay!
lol

but i dun noe how should i use these precious time...

HAHAHA... got time also cannot... no time also cannot... lol

went to watch Blood the last vamp yest...
IT SUX....
dun watch... worse still i sat in the front row.... before the movie starts, there ard 7 ppl at the front row

after a while.....

only left me and my friend...LOLOL!!!
thats how bad it is...
waste my money
HAHAHA


gotta start saving money...
realise i have been spending unneccessary money recently...
haiz...

now waiting for my pay to come in...
and also recently i dun seem to be eating my breakfast, lunch and dinner at the correct times...

furthermore, i became consicious of the food i eat... wan to be more healthy...


wahahaha... i go slack ard and spend my precious time...dots...
and i seriously wan to start learning driving but LAZY....

Laughter can bring away anything.

HOW THE FIGHT GOT STARTED

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

''My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'And then the fight started.....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.And then the fight started....

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday and then the fight started.....

This is the best of all!!!!!

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'And then the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'And then the fight started ...

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?""No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?"She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And that's when the fight started....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.

When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'and then the fight started....